Seeing people having fun without u.
BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
(Source: nevver, via uope)
I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
(Source: girlveins, via angry90slesbian)
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]